Rename makefiles

gnu.mk

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+# -*- makefile-gmake -*-
+all:
+	@echo "\"I use Linux as my operating system,\" I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels"
+	@echo "around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme"
+	@echo "precision. \"Actually\", he says with a grin, \"Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!\" I"
+	@echo "don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, \"I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU"
+	@echo "Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux.\" The smile quickly drops from"
+	@echo "the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a"
+	@echo "sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams \"I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
+	@echo "Coolly, I reply \"If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?\" I interrupt his"
+	@echo "response with \"-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you"
+	@echo "were correct, you won't be for long.\" With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected"
+	@echo "from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death."
+	bmake