yeah, it works without javascript now, fuck it, why not

assets/nojs-atmedia.css

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+@media screen and (min-aspect-ratio: 1000/1000) {
+    @media screen and (min-width: 840px) and (max-width: 1299px) {
+        .ascii-2 {
+            display: block !important
+        }
+    }
+
+    @media screen and (min-width: 1300px) {
+        .ascii-1 {
+            display: block !important
+        }
+    }
+}
+
+@media screen and (max-aspect-ratio: 1000/1001) {
+    @media screen and (min-width: 420px) and (max-width: 649px) {
+        .ascii-2 {
+            display: block !important
+        }
+    }
+
+    @media screen and (min-width: 650px) {
+        .ascii-1 {
+            display: block !important
+        }
+    }
+}