diff --git a/assets/loading.txt b/assets/loading.txt
index 7c80b1a..a01ec10 100644
--- a/assets/loading.txt
+++ b/assets/loading.txt
@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 Kissing the server
-Downloading more ram
+Downloading more RAM
 Deleting Windows
 Removing the french language pack
 Compiling kernel
@@ -8,4 +8,25 @@ Converting Windows users
 Pushing straight to prod
 Speedrunning Celeste
 Meowing cutely
-Injecting estrogen
\ No newline at end of file
+Injecting estrogen
+Nibbling bytes
+Caching cash
+Dating databases
+Doing a full system update "Really Quick"
+Compiling from source
+Bug testing
+Randomizing the Access Memory
+Learning javascript
+Releasing avian carriers
+Booting the quantum computer
+Posting about linux
+Securing the shell
+Removing cat from the keyboard
+Kissing girls
+Turning hamster wheel
+Installing TempleOS
+Promptly preparing the printers
+Reversing the proxy
+Turning the server off and on again
+Scraping scripts
+Hardening drives