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assets/loading.txt

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 Kissing the server
-Downloading more ram
+Downloading more RAM
 Deleting Windows
 Removing the french language pack
 Compiling kernel
@@ -9,3 +9,24 @@ Pushing straight to prod
 Speedrunning Celeste
 Meowing cutely
 Injecting estrogen
+Nibbling bytes
+Caching cash
+Dating databases
+Doing a full system update "Really Quick"
+Compiling from source
+Bug testing
+Randomizing the Access Memory
+Learning javascript
+Releasing avian carriers
+Booting the quantum computer
+Posting about linux
+Securing the shell
+Removing cat from the keyboard
+Kissing girls
+Turning hamster wheel
+Installing TempleOS
+Promptly preparing the printers
+Reversing the proxy
+Turning the server off and on again
+Scraping scripts
+Hardening drives